Anyone that finds Steve attractive, I invite you to come to my local greasy spoon, where dozens like him exist swilling down tea and all day breakfasts. I won't deny he has that "rugged everyman" thing going on with the perma-5 o'clock shadow, but sexy? This needs explaining. Seriously and uncannily enough, the guy looks a lot like the dude that painted my kitchen... no joke.
Verity sounded like a drowning cat last night. The fact she got through falls to Simon's remark to Louis defending his accurate claim that housewifes aren't in the charts. I swear to God, she was missing notes like an absent minded bank robber. It was painful to listen to. I'm glad I didn't have surround sound on or I may have suffered an aneurysm.
Cassie looked like she should be leading me to my table and handing me a menu. Good voice, but whoever "styled" her clearly has a very weak grasp of the term. Her face and hair made her look like a china doll and her clothes made her look like a waitress.
Roberta screwed herself over by taking a fairly easy song and not having charisma to match her looks. Ah well, Kate Hudson and Jessica Simpson are already out there, so no worries.
Tabby's minor Jarvis Cocker-esque spasm was GOLD. Has the charisma, but not the talent. So chances are he'll go far. Query: how am I meant to believe he is playing when he only plays the opening chords, two mini solos and the closer, however the music continues anyway? Nice touch was the hypnoguitar. I'm guessing Sharon got Zakk Wylde to lend her his one.
Rowetta, crazy though she is, did a great job.
Voices with Soul impressed but I agree at times they seemed to be substituting vocal power for actual singing. Still, given a bit more coaching they'd be good.
Steve sounded like Lionel Richie lite. Hopefully next week he'll be better.
The White Stevie Wonder and his charismaless companion were alright, but she seemed very wooden out there performing? Nerves? Maybe. Lack of natural charisma? Yup. I think it's clear who is the real talent of the two.
G4 were awesome as usual. You could see they did have some trouble harmonising at times with the mics, but all round they did well.
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Rubbish. Absolute rubbish. G4 are good singers, but they are not suited to this competition.
I'm sorry, I guess Saint didn't realise you came up with the concept, rules and guidelines of the show to lay down such a decree. You might want to tell Messrs Walsh and Cowell and Mrs Osbourne to kick G4 out since obviously they aren't suitable. As for not appealing to a wide spectrum, they had more appeal than the good looking blonde with a ballad who had the most likeable of the judges backing her. But I guess that doesn't mean anything, since you know, the public don't have opinions aside from yours and they aren't suitable.