... it was interesting.
I went in when I finished work today and popped up the stairs to see her and I could not see her. So, I asked one of her work mates if she could tell me whet the name of the girl with long-ish dark hair was. There are about 5 girls in the shop with long dark hair, so kinda gutted that was all I with me to aid my inverstigation! So, she said, "does she have slight red through her hair", and i was like, yeah she does! "Her name is Laura..." Ace. I can stop calling her "The NEXT Girl", which kind of makes me sound like a serial dater of something. I gotta tell you though, my heart was racing. I was mega nervous. You have just missed her, she has gone for her lunch break literally a minute or two ago.. typical. I get the balls to ask her and she heads out for a sandwich! So, I head off and do some shopping and head of to the doctors (I'm fine thank you! haha)
When I return from the doctors, I go to head into "Next" but then I think again, and divert to another shop. Finally thinking, "Right, let's go", head off to Next. Zip up the stairs and to the home department where the girl I spoke to earlier was. I asked if she was back from her lunch and she said, yes she was. Great. So I head off with my balls in hand and go for a quick scoot aroung the Mens depatment. I hear a call over the PA system. "Would Laura please make her way to the Home Department". Oh bugger I think, What is this girl doing to me! I'm outta here! So I head off down the stairs, As I'm walking down, she is walking up. She trips and starts to fall so I run down and catch her... She looks into my eyes. We pause. Then we kiss.... What a moment! We didn't really, though I thought that would be pretty bloody funny and mega! I look over the shop floor and I see her there. With about 4 other work mates. I think, "Aye, watch me! Lamb to the slaughter. No thanks!" So, I head off to do some more "window shopping" or some other equally boring time passing activity to grab more of my balls! I head off for about 20 mins and then think, "Just go and bloody do it!" So I do. I head in to the front doors and then to the Kids department. I thought, I can not back down now. Can I? So I see one of the girls who work ther and ask her " Excuse me, is Laura working just now?" So she goes over to the cash register and asks one of the other girls. She then get's on the old PA system... "Would Laura please make her way to the Children's department...!" Oh, Bloody hell! I'm totally rooted to the spot thinking what the hell am I doing! Then Laura comes over to me. Wow. She is more beautiful the closer you get to her. Deep eyes of bluey-green that you could just get bloody lost in, dark brown hair with a tint of red. This is where it goes to bloody cringe time! I hold my hand out... I dont bloody kiss it thankfully, but shake it! What the hell!? I say, "Hi' I'm Oliver" at the same time my mind is screaming at me "You want to ask her for a bloody coffee! You are not having a job interview, you nut!" She says "Hello." I am either drowning in those eyes or in my own nerves! Either way, I'm going under! I "um" and "ah" for a few seconds that seemed to last for ages and ask "Can I take you out for a coffe or, lunch or, something, perhaps. Maybe?" What a bloody loser! The devil in me is really laughing at me while the sensible part of me just want to floor to open up! Right away, she smiles and says "Yes, ok". Now I was not expecting this at all to be honest. So I literally say "Great. I didn't really expect you to say that. Great." My head is saying "Stop saying great you berk!" I think she could see I was really struggling, and bless her, she says "Do you want me number?" I was like, "Yeah that would be great". She gave me the number so bloody fast I have no idea if i even put the correct one in! I hope to hell I did! Can you imagine me going back there to say "Hi, Im an idiot. I put the wrong mnumber into my phone.... can you give it to me again?" She says when do you want to meet and I said, Thursday or friday? She said "Great" I say "great, I'll text you later".
So, I head off feeling the dogs bollerocks afterr finally grabbing mine, but also feeling like a right bloody tube!
So there you go. Where a simple "I got her number" would have sufficed, I give you the whole story! Next step, I texther. What do i say now? Possibly " HI, this is oliver ther nervous guy from earlier. This is my number. Do you fancy doing something on thursday or friday?" Any Ideas?
Ollie with a big smile on my face!