Kirjava:
I hope you enjoy it! I suppose this is what aunties do - recommend books to eachother
.......... it'll be "knitting" patterns next
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just be careful with the knitting patterns...you might be charing more then what you thought you would
somehow I liked the string better.....this looks more like a diving-suit
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make it better
Recently I've seen a report about guys going to a domina. They were completely dressed in black leather or latex. But I was too lazy to give him such a suit. I'm no PC-artist!
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I,m impress I'm awful at photoshop
Now, I remember meeting Sam "the Wedge" at Ronnie Scotts, and he definitely wasn't sure what to make of Jamie's fans waiting and wanting to talk and take photos of him.
I suppose they are all a little shy at first
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he was very green at all of this back thenOlder Women -
Theres little else i can say without getting banned or the thread closed !
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Don't be a coward, Dave! Tell us what's moving you...
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ohhh Dave I,m loving this story already
one question: where you wondering what she knew that you did not know? I,m really interested in the answer(I can see I've missed a lot being offline for the last day or so...lots of reading - and LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF! - to catch up on!)
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oh god as it ever...I keep laughing and readingYou know...Geoff (along with Johnny Depp) is one of the few men over 40 who does anything for me...!!! When I was in my 20s, guys over 40 appeared very exotic and appealing. Now that I've left 40 well behind, mostly they just look...old. The older I get, the younger they appeal to me! (I can see myself at 90, hanging around schoolyards...[shudders])
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no Brad Pitt in that list
I thought Id reached my all time low of the 15 year old when I was out with Noorie and Sam
Darling....the 15 year old looking at your cleavage would have thought he'd reached an all time high...
Noo...just a little grammatical error there......he was probably thinking....F**k me PLEASE !
pmsl!!!!!! Dave, thanks for saying (ok writting) it out loud30something
Sounds better than a cup of warm milk
works betterHey, Lawrence! Get anything at the auction?
Every year Broadway Cares / Equity Fights AIDS holds a celebrity auction. This year I only had my eye on one thing. But, I got it. The leather coat Jessie Martin wore in the movie version of RENT. So...trying to stay on topic, here...I'm now the proud owner of a coat full of Jesse Martin's DNA...I know, I know...poor guy is far too old for this crowd. But, this might appeal to Dave, it was used as Rosario Dawson's blanket at the end of the movie...so she's probably mixed in there somewhere, too.
I have a sinking feeling this thread is going to last longer than my last relationship...it's funnier anyway.
OK...I'm abandoning you guys for Desperate Housewives, but I'll be back here at 5AM with coffee in hand to see what I've missed.
'Night all.Older Women -
Theres little else i can say without getting banned or the thread closed !
Don't be a coward, Dave! Tell us what's moving you...
ohhh Dave I,m loving this story already
one question: where you wondering what she knew that you did not know? I,m really interested in the answer
I shall tell you all the story later.....ahh the memories...but i shall let you know what my fears were at the time, it'll give some of the aunties a guidline so they can help their little friends with any hangups about the older ladies they might have.
good to know i was expected
Brinky, jamie said oh i knew she was JamiesAngel, but he said something like, oh your name is steph? he SHOULD of known my name, all them emails! no matter
as for next gig, well it certainly aint next friday
my imagination is certainly wasted on social science, and im spamming aint i? opps, sorry,
At 36, i cant decide if im old enough to be an aunt, maybe i could be an older cousin, but its true, i do care and worry about those young men as if they were my own, Jamie at least knows thatHey, Lawrence! Get anything at the auction?
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Every year Broadway Cares / Equity Fights AIDS holds a celebrity auction. This year I only had my eye on one thing. But, I got it. The leather coat Jessie Martin wore in the movie version of RENT. So...trying to stay on topic, here...I'm now the proud owner of a coat full of Jesse Martin's DNA...I know, I know...poor guy is far too old for this crowd. But, this might appeal to Dave, it was used as Rosario Dawson's blanket at the end of the movie...so she's probably mixed in there somewhere, too.
I have a sinking feeling this thread is going to last longer than my last relationship...it's funnier anyway.
OK...I'm abandoning you guys for Desperate Housewives, but I'll be back here at 5AM with coffee in hand to see what I've missed.
'Night all.
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there you go, Hobbitlady...this man loves leather!!!!
We are funnier that your last relationship??? Well we have the advantage of multiple egos/humour , you see.....so it´s no big dealyou need a good massage
Sounds better than a cup of warm milk
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now why is it that I have to think of FB right now???[quote name='Hobbitlady' post='678276' date='Sep 24 2006, 12:49 PM']
[quote name='Dave' post='678222' date='Sep 24 2006, 11:49 AM']
Older Women -
Theres little else i can say without getting banned or the thread closed !
Don't be a coward, Dave! Tell us what's moving you...
ohhh Dave I,m loving this story already
one question: where you wondering what she knew that you did not know? I,m really interested in the answer
I shall tell you all the story later.....
I bet it´s not only our beloved Brinky that is interested in details........
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[quote name='Kirjava' post='678268' date='Sep 24 2006, 07:40 AM']
just be careful with the knitting patterns...
oh dear Brinky, I´m sure our Mayan princess knew exactly that.....
just be careful with the knitting patterns...
oh dear Brinky, I´m sure our Mayan princess knew exactly that.....
....note the quote marks
Hey, my next encounter with the nephews is on 7 November in Madrid - so leave them a little energy, please
i think its dead funny that you've all moved from the caring aunt to wanting to *ahem* the life out of him, poor sod!!! least he knows he'll be safe with me
No, no, that was a misunderstanding.... at first we wanna "*ahem* the life out of him", THEN moving in caring motherly mood to recover him for the next attackatroi
Although the sad thing is I don't even have any cats (yet)
Although the sad thing is I don't even have any cats (yet)
....my friend has seven adorable black and white kittens to give away at the moment....I could Easyjet one or three over to you? Would Luna like a little friend, Semprini?
Exchanging news on fluffy animals..........this is getting very Auntie again......off to get my slippers and to wrap my cat around my shoulders.....flechesbleuesI'd adore one, I would, but my life (and flat) isn't really very cat-friendly at the moment
*sigh*Is there no such thing as Fed-Ex for pets?
I'd love a kitten too, Kirjava, but my husband would divorce me on the spot.... hey, on second thoughts...
Our cat is happy to fend for himself during the day... just make sure you give them some attention when you get home & they'll love you forever.Although the sad thing is I don't even have any cats (yet)
....my friend has seven adorable black and white kittens to give away at the moment....I could Easyjet one or three over to you? [/quote]
*sigh*
you know, if you take two cats, then they don´t mind you working so hard and coming back at nights to them....
[quote name='Funtin'' post='678696' date='Sep 25 2006, 08:47 AM']
Is there no such thing as Fed-Ex for pets?
I'd love a kitten too, Kirjava, but my husband would divorce me on the spot.... hey, on second thoughts...
Our cat is happy to fend for himself during the day... just make sure you give them some attention when you get home & they'll love you forever.
Fed-Ex for pets.......might be a gap in the market....and as I´m looking for a job.....
oh the black-and-white-ones are so lovely......but I´m afraid our little Fee wouldn´t like competition...Our cat Muffin is black & white as well... when we got the dog, the cat would hide around corners & spy on her...
... trying to gather intel & evidence to report back to the rest of the neighbourhood cats, I expect!flechesbleues
*sigh*
you know, if you take two cats, then they don´t mind you working so hard and coming back at nights to them....
yes, but I still can't quite bring myself to subject a cat to a life indoors (as I live in a flat in a city). And I don't know who I could rely on to feed it if I go away on holiday (or for work).
I know it can be done. I shared a flat with someone who had 2 kittens when I lived in Paris. But it was lucky because it was a ground-floor flat which wasn't right on the road - there were gardens they could play in relatively safely.It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
Yeah, they don't jump out of the windows that oftenIt is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
and have you checked the other floors????It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
and have you checked the other floors????
Don't forget that screaming babies are one reason, why young marriages break so oftenIt is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
and have you checked the other floors????
It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
and have you checked the other floors????
pity, I don´t live in your city.....I could do some Mata-Hari-job then and there
Give him a hug for me, will you
just a hug?
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Oh boy I love this thread, it feels like the old days again, when I couldnt wait to log back in to see what the 'nutters' had been posting.
My next door neighbours are moving in 3 months........*HOPING and BEGGING* the good lord that he will put a nice young man in there so I can borrow some sugar.......and he will reply, "but my dear you are sweet enough already"......and then we can bonk day after day after dayQUOTE (30something @ Sep 25 2006, 11:23 AM)My next door neighbours are moving in 3 months........*HOPING and BEGGING* the good lord that he will put a nice young man in there so I can borrow some sugar.......and he will reply, "but my dear you are sweet enough already"......and then we can bonk day after day after day
The joys of an open marriange...no its not open any more Anita...the door is FIRMLY shut Im afraid to say
but while the husband is working very hard, the wife NEEDS sugarI thought that was what you went to Tesco's for (besides other things)...****
Better still the new owner could rent it out to students who attend the vetinary college.
and even BETTER.....foreign students who cant speak English....that would be perfect. Im good at teaching EnglishI thought that was what you went to Tesco's for (besides other things)...
but just think....I wouldnt even have to put my shoes on anymore.......simply nip across the drive in my neglege
can you catch a cold from wearing no knickers
(and NO Sam, that day didnt count, it was about 80 degrees)
RANDOM...
I am in fits of laughter here....
I just scanned the board to see if there was anything interesting and half a sentence just made me PMSL....in Pointless Nostalgic, the thread.....DO musicians still need big.......and the rest doesnt fit on....
It was record companies or something....but of course, I was thinking that way
OK......it doesnt sound funny now when I read ityou need a good massage
Sounds better than a cup of warm milk
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Definitely! But it does not necessarily help for sleeping - sometimes it keeps me awake - for a while
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[quote name='Funtin'' post='678712' date='Sep 25 2006, 09:10 AM']
It is a bit difficult, living right in the city, I agree... that's it, FB... only one thing for it... you'll just have to move!
or get a man instead
Yeah, they don't jump out of the windows that often
and some even can cook and you have a warm meal when you returnI thought that was what you went to Tesco's for (besides other things)...
but just think....I wouldnt even have to put my shoes on anymore.......simply nip across the drive in my neglege
can you catch a cold from wearing no knickers
God, thats the worst way you can catch a cold!hahaha, really Anita? Is this from experience
Yesterday I tried on some red patent stilletoes with straps around the ankles and some really funky women crept up behind me and said....
'You know what they say about red shoes dont you'? 'Red shoes, NO knickers'
Ive heard that before but it was really funny to hear it from someone I didnt know.
I quite like the idea of that......*must go back and get them*****
Better still the new owner could rent it out to students who attend the vetinary college.
and even BETTER.....foreign students who cant speak English....that would be perfect. Im good at teaching English
Do you know what "English" means in Germany? Refers to latex suits and whips in a wayhahaha, really Anita? Is this from experience
Yes, unfortunately... although the experience was enjoyable at the time!****
Better still the new owner could rent it out to students who attend the vetinary college.
and even BETTER.....foreign students who cant speak English....that would be perfect. Im good at teaching English
Do you know what "English" means in Germany? Refers to latex suits and whips in a way
is it like the French and the English always blaming things on each other, linguistically? (French letter, French leave... etc)*is confused*
I thought IAT was for the 'older' crowd...IAT seems to be a general chat thread for all ages these days... I miss the old days.****
Better still the new owner could rent it out to students who attend the vetinary college.
and even BETTER.....foreign students who cant speak English....that would be perfect. Im good at teaching English
Do you know what "English" means in Germany? Refers to latex suits and whips in a way
is it like the French and the English always blaming things on each other, linguistically? (French letter, French leave... etc)
NOOO *blushes* It's more a description for certain "techniques", there are also French and Greek as far as I know - not so familiar with everything - *coughthisisafamiliyforumcough*Now I have to produce my birth certificate to post in a thread full of crazy women?
Stuff that
I'm not THAT old*cough AUNTIES CLUB cough*
Saying that, Lawrence is quite happy posting here, so it shouldn't worry you.
is it like the French and the English always blaming things on each other, linguistically? (French letter, French leave... etc)
Erm... no it's not really the "latex" fraction... it's rather the flagellants.... because beating kids at school was allowed in England longer than in any other european country... as far as I know it was totally forbidden not before 1996. And that's why when you find some announcments in certain magazines searching partners for "English education", it's not supposed to be learning tutorials but beating each other with a cane
When I was 17 I announced all innocently and knowing nothing about all that in a newspaper, that I was looking for someone who needs "French lessons" given by me and gives me "English lessons" in exchange... you can't even imagine how perverted the answers have been I receivedNow I have to produce my birth certificate to post in a thread full of crazy women?
Stuff that
I'm not THAT old
Heeelllloooo! As starter of the "original" thread you've deserved a place of honour (but auntie #1 is Jazzieone!****
Better still the new owner could rent it out to students who attend the vetinary college.
and even BETTER.....foreign students who cant speak English....that would be perfect. Im good at teaching English
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Do you know what "English" means in Germany? Refers to latex suits and whips in a way
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I can do that.
(Tina did tell me something similar once yes)[quote name='30something' post='678752' date='Sep 25 2006, 11:45 AM']
hahaha, really Anita? Is this from experience
Yes, unfortunately... although the experience was enjoyable at the time!
Ill take your word for it then *slips knickers back on*. At least it was worth getting a cold for then eh?
[quote name='Hobbitlady' post='678762' date='Sep 25 2006, 11:57 AM']
NOOO *blushes* It's more a description for certain "techniques", there are also French and Greek as far as I know - not so familiar with everything - *coughthisisafamiliyforumcough*
Over here if you do 'Greek'......you take it up the bum (I think thats what it means anyway)
or you have 'o' and 'a' levels*cough AUNTIES CLUB cough*
Saying that, Lawrence is quite happy posting here, so it shouldn't worry you.
I could always try a sex changeQUOTE (saint100 @ Sep 25 2006, 01:58 PM)I could always try a sex change
Will it be televised? Maybe we could post it up on YouTube...
*waves* Hey Lawrence, how was work?
*waves* Hey Lawrence, how was work?
Just got here! Another 8+ hours to go! I'm going to tell my boss I've joined an "aunties club". Maybe she'll let me wear a housecoat to work.Your boss must be pretty cool if she lets you surf the net at work... *cracks up at the house-coat*Damn' time-difference, Anita, eh? Just take away 6 hours and you have the local time of the most of our US-friends.Your boss must be pretty cool if she lets you surf the net at work... *cracks up at the house-coat*
It's one of those "Don't ask, don't tell" type of situations. But it this tread continues to get 80+ posts a day I could be in trouble.Your boss must be pretty cool if she lets you surf the net at work... *cracks up at the house-coat*
It's one of those "Don't ask, don't tell" type of situations. But it this tread continues to get 80+ posts a day I could be in trouble.
No worries - your secret's safe with the 'aunties'.Over here if you do 'Greek'......you take it up the bum (I think thats what it means anyway)
or you have 'o' and 'a' levels
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pardon?!
*adds this to the list of things she never knew*
*decides she's probably better off not knowing*[quote name='Funtin'' post='678798' date='Sep 25 2006, 08:59 AM']
*waves* Hey Lawrence, how was work?
Just got here! Another 8+ hours to go! I'm going to tell my boss I've joined an "aunties club". Maybe she'll let me wear a housecoat to work.
hairnet and rollers too?
there have got to be some perks to having to sit in front of a computer all day.... (or somethinginteresting, what the Ladies of the house know nowadays......
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