been thinking about this wham bam...
how about a massage/spa thing?
oooo... that's a great idea!
heard this list of things women want the most as gift...and that topped it!!!! thought of your mom at that time![rolleyes]...no one resist a massage of these floating spa things! I,m sure she needs some untightening [ph34r]
that´s unfair...once in a week I play cards with friends...and on that night Brinky is back[rolleyes] ......but I guess you could do without me just fine....maybe even better[lol]
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[
]
No weather-talk today........just to please that certain Cologne lady.......
No weather-talk today........just to please that certain Cologne lady.......
Aw,
you can talk about the weather the whole night - I'm away with friends
[] But an extra Adventscalendar for Dave sounds great. I've got some
boobies for him to watch [ph34r][ph34r]
ok beside that chimpanze article did you all read about the planetary synchronized orgasm??
They want us to all have an orgasms at the same time on dec 22nd.
Dec. 22nd? Hmmmmm...Ok. I'll get my magazines out unless someone can get me a date.
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
Has anyone heard from Jazzo? I sent her a PM on Monday asking if she was feeling better. Never heard back.
Today is preparation for
Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got
one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better
than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special"
Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
We
are opportunistic little slu*s - we just take any man who just
accidentally comes along [].
But
I almost sent to you a man holding the region of his chest too from a
renaissance picture . I only didn't because he was too
ugly for you [lol]
I haven't heard of Jazzo since a few
days too. Hopefully it's nothing serious...
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
oh, don´t be, love!!!! Here is your no. one of the Adventskalender:
and as it so happens......he is a David as well.......[
][lol]
oh, don´t be, love!!!! Here is your no. one of the Adventskalender:
Aw...I'm feeling better already!
I didn't have time to read the entire 12/22 article. Is it anytime on that day or is a specific time given? I only ask because I may need an early start.
oh, don´t be, love!!!! Here is your no. one of the Adventskalender:
Aw...I'm feeling better already!
I
didn't have time to read the entire 12/22 article. Is it anytime
on that day or is a specific time given? I only ask because I may
need an early start.
To be sure I might just do it the whole day *looks if the Blenheim DVD is still at hand*
It's organized by the same people who got people to lay down and spell "PEACE" with their naked selves some time back. This is next in their 'alternative' protests I guess. Something about trying to alter the 'enery balance' of the world.
I do hope Jazzo's ok. She had that nasty chest infection didn't she, last I remember [
]
It's
organized by the same people who got people to lay down and spell
"PEACE" with their naked selves some time back. This is next in their
'alternative' protests I guess. Something about trying to alter the
'enery balance' of the world.
What a
sexually stimulating year.... first the "masturbathon" then two times
of Jamie touring through our countries and now this! If things have
to be in balance we must all live celibate next year ...
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
[lol] Good day my friend ! It is only because they feel sorry for me, they know how i suffer with lifes afflictions, the way my brow is constantly furrowed with the ridges of despair ! They mock me with their boobies ( or pictures thereof ) and their talk of syrupy pleasures unknown !
I am a man of constant sorrow !!
* sings in old timey soggy bottom boy way * ! [lol]
Ive just had the most cheery lady on the phone, kindly reminding me that i have a dental examination at 4pm and routine hygenist at 4.30.............I was so pleased to hear from her..* like a hole in the head * []
How can they be happy reminding people ? [unsure] They are evil !!! [lol]
I do hope Jazzo's ok. She had that nasty chest infection didn't she, last I remember []
Same here FB, has anyone heard from her at all ? [unsure]
* sings in old timey soggy bottom boy way * ! [lol]
Oh, dear...Blues in the Night newly written! But somehow I find comfort in your pain...you're the most generous man I know...<sigh>.
If only the dentist that i am now going to visit is generous...hes an ogre, an Australian monster !! he even hasd a map on the ceiling of the dentists office, with Australia at the top of the world and not the bottom !! The cheek of the man !! And he always asks, hows the cricket going to go...when England are playing Australia.....before he puts the drill into your mouth !! Hows a man supposed to answer fairly under such conditions ?? [lol] Im just leaving now ! Hope its getting colder in New York lawrence..its still quote mild here. Crazy weather ! ...
* heads off to dentist singing the " had my teeth and i lost em blues " * [lol]
If only the dentist that i am now going to visit is generous...hes an ogre, an Australian monster !! he even hasd a map on the ceiling of the dentists office, with Australia at the top of the world and not the bottom !! The cheek of the man !! And he always asks, hows the cricket going to go...when England are playing Australia.....before he puts the drill into your mouth !! Hows a man supposed to answer fairly under such conditions ?? [lol] Im just leaving now ! Hope its getting colder in New York lawrence..its still quote mild here. Crazy weather ! ...
* heads off to dentist singing the " had my teeth and i lost em blues " * [lol]
Hmmmm...I think I dated him once many years ago. Lesson learned: Never mix dating and denistry. Where was a whole pleasure/pain thing there that crossed the line.
The weather here is nuts! Today it was in the upper fifties for my morning run. This Saturday at 9:30AM, I have a 5 mile race and the temp is supposed to be in the low to mid '30's. So I'm going from t-shirt and shorts to fully covered in 48 hours....Brrrrrrr.
Today
is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender
working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is
someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go
and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll
think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
[lol]
Good day my friend ! It is only because they feel sorry for me, they
know how i suffer with lifes afflictions, the way my brow is constantly
furrowed with the ridges of despair ! They mock me with their boobies (
or pictures thereof ) and their talk of syrupy pleasures unknown !
I am a man of constant sorrow !!
* sings in old timey soggy bottom boy way * ! [lol]
Dave, you know how it works... always appeal to a woman's commiseration. We all have a helper syndrome.
If only the dentist that i am now going to visit
is generous...hes an ogre, an Australian monster !! he even hasd a map
on the ceiling of the dentists office, with Australia at the top of the
world and not the bottom !! The cheek of the man !! And he always
asks, hows the cricket going to go...when England are playing
Australia.....before he puts the drill into your mouth !! Hows a man
supposed to answer fairly under such conditions ?? [lol] Im just
leaving now ! Hope its getting colder in New York lawrence..its still
quote mild here. Crazy weather ! ...
* heads off to dentist singing the " had my teeth and i lost em blues " * [lol]
*wonders if those dentist story is true or if you only beg for some sweet caress and pampering posts* []
Hmmmm...I
think I dated him once many years ago. Lesson learned:
Never mix dating and denistry. Where was a whole pleasure/pain thing
there that crossed the line.
The weather here is
nuts! Today it was in the upper fifties for my morning
run. This Saturday at 9:30AM, I have a 5 mile race and the temp
is supposed to be in the low to mid '30's. So I'm going from
t-shirt and shorts to fully covered in 48 hours....Brrrrrrr.
Pleasure/Pain things are not that bad when it comes to relationships... but defenitely not concerning teeth [
]
that´s unfair...once in a week I play cards with friends...and on that night Brinky is back[rolleyes] ......but I guess you could do without me just fine....maybe even better[lol]
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
No weather-talk today........just to please that certain Cologne lady.......
life is a poker game... what can I say.
Dave-calender... hummm one day dipped in chocolat, one day topped with rasberry, [rolleyes] Karen???
Weather report alert
weather is out of control here, 15C today...and going down to snow and 0C tomorrow!!! talk about weird.
] But an extra Adventscalendar for Dave sounds great. I've got some boobies for him to watch [ph34r][ph34r]
hummm they do look firm and in place but not sure they increase libido well[ph34r]
] But an
hummm they do look firm and in place but not sure they increase libido well[ph34r]
Well - it was just the only way to show porn in church (and still is).
And let's not forget the christmassy aspect of the calendar []
Today is preparation for Advent...must get those adventskalender working......btw I even got one...a literaric adventskalender (there is someone who knows me better than I do).......Brinky and Karen must go and look for a "special" Dave-adventskalender...I´m very sure you´ll think of something[]
Dave, Dave, Dave...All I hear Dave, Dave, Dave...SOMEONE IS GETTING VERY JEALOUS!
Lawrence honey bun[wub]... you're our santa with just a hat on []
that's a very casual message for someone who's been away so long! [rolleyes]
how are you??
sounds like you're putting your creative juices to good use again [] can we see pictures?
hello dear FB, I know, I wasnt sure how to re-enter into the conversation, so you know me....just barge in there. I love that 'creative juices'.......very kinky kind of phrase!!!
Im very fine, very busy, I get out as much as possible now because boredom is at an all time high, I just go shopping, out to lunch, to Starbucks, more shopping.........harassing men everywhere, you know, the usual, just a little more.
If my tree looks ok, Ill take a pic.....I cant wait......i just LOVE Christmas.
hello guys...hows all? Im puttin my christmas tree up this weekend, im getting really excited....Ive made real gingerbread trees, wonder how long they will last before mould starts growing on them[huh]....certainly wont be good for eating after 4 weeks hanging on a tree.
gingerbread trees, are you sure? I'd expect you to bake rather gingerbread genitals at the moment [lol]
FB, did you really say "creative juices"? [lol]
hahaha, yes she did, brilliant wasnt it?
And if I had gingerbread genitals on my tree I think I would eat them, or fondle them much too much......so best stick to trees.
says the woman who's married [
]
Only in case you want to change subject from traditional sayings about the weather to Jamie reading some underwear messages....
I think that was just the moment when he said "please God, let them be clean!"
OMFG I HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG, is that Jamies current hairstyle......*dribble dribble*
Give me that boy just for five minutes in a room alone, PLEASE
Ive been balanced far too long !! [] [lol]
]why is this the first post i land on??? [lol][lol]
those part of all those new "cookies" we have discovered [][lol]
BRINKY! its been so long and Ive missed you so very much. And you were drawn to the PC and to the gingerbread genitals post, it was calling you. I hope you are well and happy, as I do all of you in fact.
OMFG I HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG, is that Jamies current hairstyle......*dribble dribble*
Give me that boy just for five minutes in a room alone, PLEASE
The man would never be able to tour again !!! [lol]
Hi people,
Sorry I worried y'all, the respiratory thing is almost cleared up, just some residual throat clogginess that's taking its time to go away. But I don't know if it's because of being sick, the approaching cold weather or what but I've been feeling a bit down and withdrawn, that's why I haven't been here recently. But I know isolating myself won't make things better, so I'll try and stay caught up with things here.
If only the dentist that i am now going to visit is generous...hes an ogre, an Australian monster !! he even hasd a map on the ceiling of the dentists office, with Australia at the top of the world and not the bottom !! The cheek of the man !! And he always asks, hows the cricket going to go...when England are playing Australia.....before he puts the drill into your mouth !! Hows a man supposed to answer fairly under such conditions ?? [lol] Im just leaving now ! Hope its getting colder in New York lawrence..its still quote mild here. Crazy weather ! ...
* heads off to dentist singing the " had my teeth and i lost em blues " * [lol]
*wonders if those dentist story is true or if you only beg for some sweet caress and pampering posts* []
*hummm was wondering the same[rolleyes]*
*caresses sweetly Dave's check* it will be fine darling!
] Nice to see you back Jazzo...we were just a bit worried...thats all.[] Hey !! We care chuck !!
Hi Jazzo, glad you're feeling better...still sounds quite nasty though, I recommend hot honey and lemon with a bit of ginger to clear up the throat!
x
Hi people,
Sorry I worried y'all, the respiratory thing is almost cleared up, just some residual throat clogginess that's taking its time to go away. But I don't know if it's because of being sick, the approaching cold weather or what but I've been feeling a bit down and withdrawn, that's why I haven't been here recently. But I know isolating myself won't make things better, so I'll try and stay caught up with things here.
good to hear from you jazzo []
]If it's just me and my candy cane...I'll keep my hat on...We'll discuss my silver bells later.
If only the dentist that i am now going to visit is generous...hes an ogre, an Australian monster !! he even hasd a map on the ceiling of the dentists office, with Australia at the top of the world and not the bottom !! The cheek of the man !! And he always asks, hows the cricket going to go...when England are playing Australia.....before he puts the drill into your mouth !! Hows a man supposed to answer fairly under such conditions ?? [lol] Im just leaving now ! Hope its getting colder in New York lawrence..its still quote mild here. Crazy weather ! ...
* heads off to dentist singing the " had my teeth and i lost em blues " * [lol]
*wonders if those dentist story is true or if you only beg for some sweet caress and pampering posts* []
*hummm was wondering the same[rolleyes]*
*caresses sweetly Dave's check* it will be fine darling!
awwwww shucks...i'll just have to force myself to accept the caresses....ahhh..lifes hell !![]
It's organized by the same people who got people to lay down and spell "PEACE" with their naked selves some time back. This is next in their 'alternative' protests I guess. Something about trying to alter the 'enery balance' of the world.
What a sexually stimulating year.... first the "masturbathon" then two times of Jamie touring through our countries and now this! If things have to be in balance we must all live celibate next year ...
hahahaha, celibate, YOU Tina........I know it would kill me, thats the most frightening thing Ive ever heard you say[] I couldnt possibly abandon all those cute little virgin boys that need 'sorting' out.
]If it's just me and my candy cane...I'll keep my hat on...We'll discuss my silver bells later.
PMSL !! We DEMAND pictures Lawrence !! [lol].......im laughing so much here....great stuff.
hahahaha, celibate, YOU Tina........I know it would kill me, thats the most frightening thing Ive ever heard you say[] I couldnt possibly abandon all those cute little virgin boys that need 'sorting' out.
That shows what a caring soul you are Jayne, looking after the welfare of those young men. []
OMFG I HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG, is that Jamies current hairstyle......*dribble dribble*
Give me that boy just for five minutes in a room alone, PLEASE
The man would never be able to tour again !!! [lol]
of course he would Dave, i only want to ruffle his hair a little.....
.......his genital hair that is[]
hahahaha, celibate, YOU Tina........I know it would kill me, thats the most frightening thing Ive ever heard you say[] I couldnt possibly abandon all those cute little virgin boys that need 'sorting' out.
That shows what a caring soul you are Jayne, looking after the welfare of those young men. []
yes thats me all over, caring and sharing............while theres still a little bit of life left in me.
while theres still a little bit of life left in me.
Or the young men eh ? []
Hi people,
Sorry I worried y'all, the respiratory thing is almost cleared up, just some residual throat clogginess that's taking its time to go away. But I don't know if it's because of being sick, the approaching cold weather or what but I've been feeling a bit down and withdrawn, that's why I haven't been here recently. But I know isolating myself won't make things better, so I'll try and stay caught up with things here.
YEA! JAZZO IS BACK! I missed you madly! But, somehow I managed to get through the past few days without having to ask a question. Feel better, Sweetie! Kiss, kiss, hug!
Thanks, 30something!!
"of course he would Dave, i only want to ruffle his hair a little........his genital hair that is"
Oh, no - you had to go there!!! Right on!! And I was beginning to worry that I was the only one that thought of these things. Thank you!! Sorry, but THAT would not be nightmarish or unsexy in any way!! However, I'm guessing we do not have any videos or photos of that hair.
Do we need another thread for this one??
This thread always encourages me to let my freak flag fly!! But I will try to restrain myself a bit.
Thanks for putting up with me!
Susan
We have you chasing after so many pictures of Jamie, I'm surprised you have time for another thread, but I'm glad you found us!