[lol] well in that case, greetings Uncle Bathfan Sir [] How's life? Figured out the new fangled forum yet?

hummm on the subway..woow people getting desprate [lol]

ohhhh you dance on tables Lawrence[]  you sure know how to make yourself popular ... when are we invited to one of your parties then? []

[lol] just love the whole concept

finalllly she's herrrreeeeeeeeeee

well the pic is not big enough to "sample" ...i have to say... i like things when they are firm [6]...not all bulged up tho' (certain exception), we'll say "fit" to down right skinny [ph34r] Blue eyes gets him point straight up

I'm ovulating right now...please be gentle with me... hot conversation last night on the phone...not good before bed.

Add to that the fact that Mr Cute from work came on thursday (looking SUPER good in those jeans that gave him a bulge in the right place...ohhhh those jeans *good lord* and that georgeous sweater, cologne as final touch, what a tease [6]), and thursday night i went to this Strip-tease-burlesque-erotico-retro-chic evening  I can tell you hormones are ALL over the place now...and out of control .

*needs to calm down*

30s... I was so afraid also after sending my first PM... I also thought it got posted on the forum . A nice art piece..what style is it? that's such a  great thing to do with some unexpected money! And yes men sense when you are "procreative"... I exatly know what you mean[ph34r]

[lol] welcome back to jazzieONE btw

whata great thing!!!!! that's just hilarious JO Mr cullum, is Bathfan actually, and he seems to enjoy some of the banter lady day posted  last year in the charity bath gig thread[lol] he might already know what we want to do to his son....

Hello back everyone! This place gets weirder each time I visit. Brinky, nice to hear about your ovulation cycle! []....

30Something - Nice to hear your shopping to stop the boredome! ...

...and to everyone else, nice to see you're all just as sick and twisted as you always were.

And something for Mr Bathfan Sir! Hello John, stop being 'anon' and come and give us oldies a little message. (And keep it clean!) []

yes I think I saw that post, hahaha, you just think....'Oh my, that wasnt really what I wanted the whole world to read'!!!

I thought you would understand  *winks*

Im sorry your feeling delicate, I was last week, its hideous issnt it what our bodies do to us.  And yes the artwork.....one of my more sensible moments of spending I think........doesnt happen often. Its a canvas with a long smug pink cat on a chais lounge luxuriating with chocolates and stuff....Ill try to take a pic when Ive collected it and hung it in its final resting place.

Although I think you lot will probably think Im totally crazy, but I love original stuff......Ive only got one original piece of artwork which I love, apart from the canvases that I have painted myself which are VERY original *and childlike*.............I love canvases so much.

Oh crumbs that ^^^^ up there was a reply to one of Brinkys post but hey.........its not me....I swear!!!  Its my fingers....they obviously just dont have a damn clue.

Your right LD....this place does get weirder and weirder........*gooooogly eyes*.....I just did something, not sure what and I ended up in the middle of some other thread conversation......spooooky.

Oh goodness this thread DOES just zip along, doesn't it? 
Circumstances have kept me away for a few days, not the least of which
was the New York City gig Friday night, but it's reassuring to know
that I can count on coming back and wincing my way amongst all the
dear, familiar smut (Brinky, truly you know I love you to pieces, and
hope your chemicals are being more merciful to you at the moment - God,
it's a pity how you suffer!).



I'm bad; I haven't read all of what I've missed yet, but have only come
back to "catch up" a little by reading the last page, and so I see some
of the talk must have turned to the elder Mr. Cullum, with whom I had
the pleasure to chat briefly after the show (and if you're reading
this, it was terrific to meet you!).  Those Cullum men sure know
how to charm a gal, don't they (and that includes Ben, too)? 
Hmmm.  I'm not entirely sure I'd trust any of them as far as I
could throw them, though...[]



Yes, it was great to meet Jamie's Dad.  (But perhaps not so great
to be smacked in the face once again - as if I didn't know this
already! - with the unhappy realization that I am a far, far closer
contemporary of Jamie's cool Dad than I am of Jamie sweetie himself...[][lol]



And I see that that in my absence Lady Day has finally graced us with
her exquistely acidic presence.  There goes the neighborhood.

30S, I have to say I am proud of you.  You seem to have the sensual reflexes of a 17-year-old, so no reason to stop thinking about one of them, or stop looking, either, for that matter (I coud go on...strike while the iron is hot, I always say!). 

Let's just say, then, that when I left him, he seemed definitely a bit under the "weather"...[lol][lol][lol]

Brinky, somewhere later on in this thread, did I see something about
some temptation at the office?  You'd better PM or email me and
explain!

Was just ruminating once again on how I don't reeeeaaaally care for the "auntie" label -



I mean, my proclivitines involving Jamie have nothing much to do with socks or fresh apple pies...no.



So I'm hereby requesting that henceforth, I be known as the "Anti-Auntie-MMK."



Thank you.

Errrm OK, Anti Auntie if that is what you want [] I am sure that you will still try to speak to Jamie tonight, right?

Oh, and just spoken to Jazzieone on the phone - especially about letting the cat out of the bag about the Aunties to Jamie's Mum & Dad, honestly [rolleyes]  not that THAT will stop the banter here.............[lol]

You're welcome for the pics.  Being close to the stage has some major advantages! []

And that's all for now, I gotta go.  buh bye!

at least someone pities me [ph34r]

anycomments on this pic mmk....

http://www.nataliewilliamsdesign.com/photo...es/Image12.html

am i the only one who finds temptation at the office? [6]

there is always a kinky auntie you know...maybe we just nickname you "kinky"

Nope[:$]... FB, what's with you *hehe*?

No, I have a home-office and there are lots of temptations all around: the private PC with the forum, the fridge in the kitchen, the TV and hubby [ph34r]... but no Mr. Cute[rolleyes] *sighs*

Aw, your hubby will feel flattered that you still see him as "temptation" after so many years together.

Thinking of the announced visit here by Mr. Cullum: I've  never met any of Jamies relatives and I'm getting more and more proud of this thread being interesting for him. []

At this oppurtunity I remembered a pic of another famous John:



I know this one is quite small again [unsure] Do you recognize him?

[]
nothing. Well, apart from in my head (still).

Anti-Auntie...BETTE DAVIS!...no wait...that was Apple Annie...never mind.

Huh!?!?!  So he actually LISTENED to me!  *faints*

You know better than that!!! [ph34r]

That's a really, really tasty one.  Kind of reminds me of a couple of shots I took in Philadelphia back in March:

Thank you, yes, Anti-Auntie is exactly what I want!  [lol]

And in fact I did speak to Jamie last night - with nothing but lascivious affection, of course.  None of this "warm-family-feeling" stuff for me, thank you very much!  And I'm happy to say that the little adorable one seems to have my number, all right.  He came out the stage door holding a stuffed plastic bag, and was greeted by a couple of young girls telling him how much they like him, etc., in reply to which he thanked them, and then held out the bag, asking, "Do you want to do my washing, then?"  "I'll do it!," I replied, only to get a rather suggestive leer out of the lad - not 100% sure what he was thinking, or what he thought I was thinking (although I guess I have some idea), but whatever it was, I sure was glad he was thinking it!!! [lol]

(Credit where it's due, Jazzieone also volunteered for laundry duty, and did me one better by offering to also deliver it to DC!)

Hi MMK! []

Great to hear such interesting stories about your gigs over there *is jealous*[ph34r]

As Jazzione mentioned 'doing the laundry' is something very aunty-like or do we have a secret meaning for it just like for 'knitting'? [*-)][][6] 

"doing the laundry" to me is more motherly than auntyly (oh, this word looks terrible and I´m quite positive it doesn´t exist...but anyway....[] )

[]I'm sure that MMK wants to be "motherly" less than ever![]

You are quite correct about that!!!  Our little jazz hobbit (relative of YOURS?) looked yummy the last night and on Friday...I STILL have fantasies of folding him up and putting him in my pocket!

(Do I care to moderate my comments now that I've now met Jamie's Dad, who asked, and recognized, my forum name ("You're MMK?  I know you...")?  Hmmm....NAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!  He's a big boy, and if he reads this thread - which I think he probably does! - he gets what he gets from us spicy old broads and others!  (Yes, even "spicy old broad" is preferable to "Auntie"!)

So this is where all the fun is! [<:o)]
I guess it's time for all aunties out there to have a nice little

and start to have fun!
It's always fun here in the "fake world".

Did a stupid thing today. When I got home I realised that my fridge had been a tad bit open all day... I think most of the things inside are fine.
I've been thinking about men a lot lately. Why are gay-guys always so nice? And why can't I figure straight one out[:S]. Enough moaning-
*From Paris to Berlin and every disco I get in, my heart is pumping for love* [<:o)]

I still think this more of a "Mrs. Robinson" crowd.  Though MMK could have taught her a thing or two or five or...more. 

I have a theory about that, and I truly don't know if it's sexist / politically incorrect or not, but here goes.  In my experience, gay men are often more sensitive to others' emotions and considerate of others' feelings than straight men - speaking very generally and allowing for the occasional exception, of course.  With more and more of the mind-body connection being discovered all the time, wouldn't be surprised if there's a genetic basis for this.

Here's a little example of what I see as the general obtuseness of straight men to others' sensibilities.  A few years ago, I was standing outside the building where I then worked having a smoke, and I was joined by a man who worked at another company with whom I often shared a smoking break.  We were chatting, and he asked me whether another woman who worked in my company was married.  I told him she was, and asked why he had asked.  He replied, "Well, she's the best-looking woman in your office, and I was wondering if she was available!"  I saw red, I can tell you; I snapped back, "Well, no, actually I am the best-looking woman in my office, but yes, she's married!"

I found that every single woman to whom I told that story dropped her jaw and stared at me in horror, saying, "No!  He said THAT...?????"  They understood why I'd gotten a little ticked off and answered as I did.  BUT every straight man save one whom I told looked at me in puzzlement, and said things like, "I guess he really did think she was the best-looking woman," or "So why would that bother you?" 

Idiots.

I also told the story to a gay male friend - who stared in shock and said, "Oh, no, he said THAT????"

There you have it.  Different planets - or stratospheres, as Jamie might have it.

Lawrence, can I marry you?  (Don't worry, you really won't hurt my feelings if you decline!)

Yep, that sounds just about right. I'm glad I found myself this friend and the best part is that you can look at guys together[]

I only have a few good years left...but, I'm sure you'd make them the best.

So, what's the minimum age here? Can a 28 year old join in? I need distraction so I won't miss my little moderator drop-down menu too much, hahahahahahaha

As long as you promise to behave like an adult, like the rest of us, you can join in.

Not sure if I can manage that... []

Willya cut it out with the "few good years left" crap, Bronx, huh?  [lol]

Hum I guess some of them are so nice because they feel close to women in an identifying relation, others are nice, because they live in a kind of "only  male" world and woman are something very strange for them, that has to be treaten with special politeness.[] But a part of it it also, that it's so easy to be nice to gay men, because you don't have to be afraid to increase false hopes... so it's your own kindness coming back to you.

I know some *nasty* gays as well.

I get along with gay men so well, I'm usually so much at ease with them, you don't have to impress them, but they will say you look fabulous at times you really need to hear it.

[lol]I'm quite sure that you can, just like everybody else here[]

I'm not yet in auntie-age either - but welcomed me here myself *lol* .... you always bring food backstage, so I guess that's mummsy or auntielike enough to qualify []

I think it's the lack of expectations. Nobody's trying to impress a member of the opposite sex so you tend to be more honest.


How is everyone? I was going to ask if anyone had watched Dispatches about Burma, but I don't think anyone here is based in the UK at the moment!

I'm gonna learn how to knit... I can knit them warm scarves!

I think you can - remember that the operative words here are "like the rest of us..." !