Hey... Rory... Now please!

*announcement trumpets*

*clears her throat...*

Welcome dear PNers to the-- Excuse me please...!

Rory...! Psssst! Rory! That's it with the trumpets honey!

*trumpets stop* 

Dear PNers, be more than welcome to the Pre 11,000th member celebration!

The 'Pre' part is because we haven't reached that number yet!

You've come to the right place to celebrate being one of Jamie's most loyal fans!

Dare yourself in, have a glass of wine and start chatting around with everybody!

Enjoy!

Mr. DJ please...!

*the DJ plays an oldie: 'Macarena'*

Well... not everything is perfect in life!

*starts dancing it* 

...dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena... heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Macarena!...

*hears macarena playing and dances into the room*

 woohoo I hear a part is going on!

So all new/old/future members and guests (who I encourage to become members!) join in, bring some food, drink and request some songs, lets parttyyyyyyyyyy!

Right, where's my drink? hehe

*sees Tracy and goes dancing 'macarena' towards her*

Heeeeeeyyyyyy Trayyyyyyyyyy! 

*hands her a daikiri*

Want some?

*macarena ends. britney spears starts: ...i think i did it again...*

[:$]

Well... it was a song they played when I was a teenager! []

Could you hold me the glass for a sec? 

*starts dancing as britney*

*holds the glass whilst giggling at the britney dancing*

*Requests a Take That song....* now this could turn out ugly, i will start singing and that is no good thing!!!

*exhausted, she finishes her super dooper britney dance*

Wow, it's been ages since the last time I danced this!

*magically, 'Could it be magic' starts playing*

I believe the DJ has something to do with TT... Will go and check it out!

*goes away finishing her daikiri and holding a new one*

...could it be magic now...

*Dances like crazy to Could It Be Magic*

 Hmm I wonder if I could persuade the DJ to play another TT song, or two or three.....then i might have to request Jamie, the urge is too strong!!!

 Unless Jamie would like to perform at our party.....hehehehe

*returns with her eyes and mouth wide open*

OK... you won't believe this Tray...

Guess who the DJ is...!

No way!!!! Is the DJ the one I imagine??? [rolleyes]

Anyway, I want to hear some more of TT *goes to the DJ and ask for Relight my fire*

Let´s dance!!! Relight my fire... your love is my only desire... relight my fire cos I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed... your love...

Is there any table to put this food down??? [pi]

(i need your love)

*with the enthusiasm after having drunk two daikiris and a glass of wine*

Welcome Patto!! []

Put this food over there, on that corner just in case we need it! And here, there are a lot of Evian bottles for you...

See who's the DJ Pato? Every single detail of this party is of high quality! []

*starts thinking something to request the dj*

Wait a sec...!

*gets a guinnes from the bar and drinks almost all of it* 

*goes towards the dj, murmurs something into his ear and he smiles, says yes*

*returns walking proudly and smiling*

Very well then... []

...it only takes a minute girl...

Thanks for the evian bottles, jajajjaja!!!!

*dances like crazy in the middle of the dance floor*

Is there any chance to make a karaoke?? I´d love to sing... and I know a few songs that maybe the DJ would like to join me []

[lol]

*joins Patto*

Double celebration honey! Congrats on you new 'mod powers'! []

*incredibly the music stops. the doors open as 3 gorgeous guys come. they go over to the dj*

[]

Patto!! Tray!! Have you seen them?????????????????

*starts jumping and shouting as an idiot* 

*faints* 

 

Did somebody mention gorgeous guys?!

Let's hope they request something 'romantic'...in the meantime i'll try and  flirt my way into their attention.

 *does some seductive dancing*

 

OK Tray... Listen to me...  I  believe you  haven't seen who they are...

I may be drunk, but I recognized them...

There's a short one with green eyes. A tall one, very thin. And a medium height guy who used to be considered the 'leader' of the bunch... And they went over to the DJ's... []

Oh... the short one is for me!

*the music stops. the lights go off.*

What the heck is going on here?

*some chords are heard...*

No... this can't be true...!

*four guys start singing*

Oh my good!!!!! this is getting too damn good girls!!!!

*screams and jumps like maniac*

Who would have ever thought that they could come here?

Take that you guys! (You know who I am talking about) [] 

 ...you / you're such a big star to me...

*he approaches anyz while he sings*

*anyz melts*

 

Oh My God, Take That!

*screams, realises they think she's crazy, calms down and goes over to chat to them*

Now i'm in heaven!

*giggles as Tracey realized who these guys are*

*the lads keep singing*

...your anticipation pulls you down / when you can have it all... 

*anyz starts singing the choirs*

........uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu................. 

*the guys look at her and invite her to join them*

...so come on / get it on / don't know what you're waiting for... 

WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! a private show for us girsl, this is too much, tho I can be like this for ever... jajajjajaa

Yessssssss

 *hugs Patto as they start jumping and shouting around the room*

*the guys stop singing and blackmail them: if they behave they'll go on singing and then they'll be able to  have fun together*

OK... I believe we should behave now... DOn't know you gals, but I want to have fun with Mark...  if you know what I mean...! []

 

Yessssssss

 *hugs Patto as they start jumping and shouting around the room*

*the guys stop singing and blackmail them: if they behave they'll go on singing and then they'll be able to  have fun together*

OK... I believe we should behave now... DOn't know you gals, but I want to have fun with Mark...  if you know what I mean...! []

 

jajajaajaja!!!!! I saw that coming, and that is soooo you anyz []

I could have fun with Gary but since we both are taken we´ll just talk, have some drinks (Evian for me) and sing along together

*starts singing "cos there´s nobody else in this world that could love you, anymore than I do.... always heeeere for youuuuuuu..."*

*anyz tries to look innocent* *markie looks at her* *she smiles* *he smiles back at her and starts walking to where she is* *anyz thinks for the very first time in her life*

 

*looks at Mark and as he is getting closer to her...*

Patto!! Don't pushhhh!! [lol] 

Hey... look at  Tracey... she's frozen! []

Tray... come back down to Earth! The lads aren't going anywhere, I promise! []

You wish....!!!!! jajajajajajjajajaa [lol][lol]

Tray come on over here!!!!! don´t keep looking the boys like that, they are people like us after all []

*brings back Tray closer to the group*

*howie goes back and puts some records on as the rest chats and laughs*

*gaz tries to steal a piece of cake but jason catches him*

[lol]

Hey, Tray... your mobile is ringing... Tray! Tray... TRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

 

*comes out of her daze* sorry what?!

I think i'm back on planet earth now! and i'm not taken so I can take my pick hehe

*Kirstin shows up with a harpsichord and some cheese nips*[rolleyes]

HI Kristin!!!! [] nice to see more people over here...

*asks the boys to sing something*

*as the lights go down, the music starts*

"...it only takes a minute girl...."

Welcome Kirssssssssssssssss!!!! *hugs her* So glad you came!! []

*anyz starts copying the coreography and the five of them start dancing*

Hey Kirstin!!

It's starting to feel like a party now!

Feel free to request anything you like from the DJ!!

 *joins back in the dancing*

Hey guys! good to see you're happy and healthy!

 

*runs in a ridiculous manner to the middle of the dance floor to break dance* 

 

woohoo! nice breakdancing!

*wishes she could do that*

 By the amount of junk food we've brought I think happy and not that healthy is probably a better description, but who cares hehehe

Breakdancing... I can do that! But I don't want to now... []

Hey  gals... We haven't eaten what you've brought...

I'm on a food diet, so I can only drink, but please, feel free to eat anything!

*gets another daikiri*

Hey Markie... want to join me? [] 

 

but you wouldn't want to drink on an empty stomach either hehe

*realises she may have had a bit too much too drink already* right i need some water!!

Come on!

Don't be weak Tray...!

Let's celebrate!

*hands her a cosmopolitan*

Here... I prepared it myself, just for ya! [] 

Why thank you, the cosmo was just what I needed!

 *gets back on the dancefloor and struts her stuff*

[] Bloody heavens! You know how to do it Tray! *standing ovation for ^*

Shoot... I'm feeling dizzy... don't why it could be tho! [*-)] 

 

You see I can dance, shame i can't sing, then i could be a pop star!! hehehe

*gets herself another drink or two.....*

You know Tray... It's not that necessary for you to know how to sing to be a popstar... There are lots of softs that can help you to 'sing'!

*looks thoughtful* 

We can create our own music group! [] 

I'll ask the lads if they can give us some advice! 

*finishes her drink* *has a mint* *walks sensually towards them* *looks at mark* *uses Joey's tone* How you doing? 

 

Yes, i want to be in a music group....watch out pussycat dolls !! hehehe

 

Yeahhhh!!! Can I be on the group too??? I can sing a little... jajajaja!!! and think that if we can make a great group, maybe we can be singing with Jamie [] can you imagine that?? Jamie plaing his piano and we singing a cool and smooth song, what a beautiful picture...!!!

Actually I was thinking of a pop group...

We could even be the next Spice Girls! [huh]

*rushes back to talk to the lads*

*they laugh and howie says 'yes'*

And now... it's karaoke time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [lol]

I'll start with one of my favourites:

*music starts*

*she has a tequila shot*

... at first i was afraid / i was petrified / kept thinking i could never live without you by my side...

 

 

I had to leave for a while (actually i had no internet for a few days)!

 I don't think i'll join in the singing, i might scare people away hahaha

*alcohol has made her a little bit violent*

Boooooh to you!

*gets another drink*

Any requests?

*tries to think of what song to request*

Why not some Britney if we are going to have some cheesy pop? hehe

 

*goes over to h's cabin*  *music starts playing*   

All you people look at me like I’m a little girl.
Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.
Always saying little girl don’t step into the club.
Well I’m just tryin’ to find out why cause dancing’s what I love.

*gets ready*

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)

*does as britney in the video*

I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy.
But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.
What’s practical is logical. what the hell, who cares?
All I know is I’m so happy when you’re dancing there.

*approaches to mark*

I’m a slaaaaaaaaaaaaave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slaaaaaaaaaaaaave for you. I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it.
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
Leaving behind my name, my age.

*dances almost on mark*

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)

*sings to mark*

I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
I really wanna do what you want me to.
I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
I really wanna do what you want me to.

*mark joins in the singing and dancing*

Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
To another time and place.
Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
Leaving behind my name, my age.
I’m a slave for you.
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave for you.
I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it.

altogether come on!! 

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)
I’m a slave for you. (here we go now)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I’m a slave for you. (here we go) I won’t deny it, (yeah)
I’m not trying to hide it.

Take that! 

*waits for a standing ovation*

wow, now that was good!!

 Sing another one for us!!!!

*claps**claps**claps* I love your performance Anyz, I´d like to sing if you let me... not that I sing greeeeeeeeeeat, but I´ll do my best, I´ll wait for your requests []

Thank you audience... you've been so great...!

 Now Pato is going to sing, why don't you try with 'Dirrty'?

You know how to do  it! []

Here is the pole for you!

*gets another drink and starts dancing on the pole, doing pg-13 movements*
 

 

Anyone would think you are trying to impress a certain boyband!! hehehe

not a boyband hun...

just one of them! []

*brings in a chair to the middle of the dance floor* 

*asks for a sexy volunteer to sit on it*

*can u believe it? marks the volunteer!*

*how plays 'you can leave your hat on' as she lap dances* [blink]